Top Chef, The Suckiest Episode Ever

So, I started this weeks Top Chef Wednesday night, but didn't finish until just now, because, you know, I'm Just So Busy (not really, I'm really Just So Sarcastic). I'm also so disappointed. I LOVE Martha...and they totally underused her. I mean I'm pretty sure she could have judged the Amfar Gala with more aplomb than that sour Michelle chick. Hosea got hosed out of winning the quickfire...when did One Pot meal become use the pot, wash it and then cook something else in it?

Twelve Days of Christmas Theme = suck. And I do love Arian and I love deviled eggs, but FUCKING DEVILED EGGS, seriously?

And they gave everyone a pass this week? That's bullcrappy. In my opinion, they should have done double elimination. Blondie and Eugene? Pack your knives. Jamie's dish looked awful as well, but she would be spared because she has made some good shit in the past.

My recap:

Carla, "heidi-ho" WTF?
Stefan and Fabio, shut the fuck up and go back to Europe. I'm sick of you.
Hosea, kind of have a crush on him. Love that he won, but he got hosed again...won the challenge and all he got was a copy of the awful Michelle woman's cookbook?
Arian, like her alot, but DEVILED EGGS!?!

Sorry about all the f-bombs. Obviously I feel strongly about my Top Chef.

XO-
BT